I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence. zNSFW

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User: apeacezalt2

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.

How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!

I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more

My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit

"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?" "who?

There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.

If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly

I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes.

Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol

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A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said "I Hate

Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one

Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the

Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go "Oh, this is where

what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border

My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also

I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...

*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like

An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,"we dont serve your

A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak