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You won't even bother measuring. You know you're not even close. (XPost)

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User: soloman_aus

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Ha ha

He's never coming back...

Oh, it's you again

She's gonna need more than a minute

When everyone knows...

Keep tugging it

Is she's laughing at it, you're not getting laid.

Sometimes, words are not needed...

You know a beta male is really pathetic when...

She's telling...

Probably both...

Highway to the friendzone...

This is how your weekend starts

Harsh but true

It's better than nothing

Oh they are true...

A rose by any other name

It truly is...

No Pussy for beta bois with dinky dicks

It's a harsh call

Now that's small...

Another unsatisfied customer

Even Mrs. Palmer is not impressed.

Love doesn't conquer everything

You tried getting her drunk

she's all thumbs

She's just curious

Try gaining a few inches

Someone call a taxi

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