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This is your dream

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User: soloman_aus

Categories: CaptionsSPH

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Put it away
That's why we're here
They can see it how small you are...
She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.
Well that's never gonna happen, is it?
Beta's can't have normal sex...
Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason
We can only dream
Quick, snap a pic
She needs a real man, and that's not you.
At least it's memorable
Not likely
Thanks for clearing that up
Double Trouble
With friends like this...
She can't hold it back
It explains everything...
Popsicle Blues
Girls think its funny
Obviously
Every Time
At least that's something
I know I would
Beta Porn
Shock and awe
They all know you at work
Do you measure up?
So True
No Thanks