Giving myself a present for my 18th bday (and an early 19th bday gift) zNSFW

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User: captionsaremylife

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# of freckles => blowjobs

27 guys in 27 days after quarantine (u/hotyoungcupl)

Come by after Sarah?

Cheer captain duties

Saying thanks to my dad

Your girlfriend's a somnophiliac

Let's all take a moment to consider proper gang bang aftercare please.

*Ding dong*. "Excuse me sir, but do you need a slutty babysitter? No? OK, on

COVID made me miss my period

At college, but missing you!!!

Who'll be the first to notice? Hmmm

Clubbing outfit check

My husband organizes everything, I just fuck

The "Baby Makers" come out

Shorter & shorter

They came deep, so deep it'll never be found

Should I show him more?

You're in trouble, cucky! [Daughter]

#beproudofyourbody

My wife will never know... ? [Gay] [Bicurious]

What does the handyman say?

Do I mind getting caught? Maybe not so much.

Always go hiking when she asks. Always.

Love dripping

Weekly cheat day

Side hustle

I like her as a roommate

Nudist beach with your brother

These udders are meant for something - help me achieve it!

Want to fuck a baby into me?