Your dad is Canadian, so you're not fully American, so you can't fuck me anymore. Sorryyyyyyy zNSFW

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Taking your man

Can you make your own dinner?

Hand-delivered to my front door

Makes me wet.

Makes me wet, pt 2. (which do you like better?)

The "Vacuum"

Bestest daddy ever <3

My amazing boob!

[GIF] I want to work up a sweat

Listen to Elena.

Sunscreen is important!

Don't micromanage their date

Who to listen to?

Fashion advice

I forgot my school uni

Spread wider cuckie

Helpful husband

Most likely to succeed, & I'd say this is success

Job ad video

You should help me decide

Easiest 5$ I ever earned

Rate my boobs

Great vacation - thanks cuck!

Reclaiming in 3 2 1...

Looking for volunteers

Well fair's fair

Club L'Afrique is the place to be for BBC

Dildo ain't real

FWB for BBC