This got stomped flat the second I tried posting this somewhere else, so here. Fucking choke on it. zNSFW

https://i.imgur.com/R4HbSNa.jpg

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Categories: u_42words

Me, a thousand angry comments later: "yikes, good thing I didn't post the second

FunFact™ - I will sometimes leave a few words off of a comment otherwise in keeping

"cHeCkMaTe, OBAMA ??????"

I give up

personally I preferred "Expandables 2"

suuuuure wish I wasn't permabanned from r/quityourbullshit, because holy jeez

forty-two words about reddit ?☺️?

placeholder, ignor pls

...hooray? (srsly what tf does "based" even mean)

this is such a true story it makes my teeth hurt

I'm HELPING! ?

I'm HELPING! ?

$welp ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯$

$welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

forty-two words about EnLiGhTeNeD CeNtRiSm

42 words about 14 words

This got stomped flat and the thread filled up with "*sO bRaVe*" comments

'member how I said the first comment was always a trip?

Ahh, redditors

hooray, I got my first updoot! big leagues, here I COME ?