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When you run out of vaseline, creative solutions to prevent nosebleeds are required

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User: ZombieBisque

Categories: notgayporn

LPT: Don't resist a burglary

When your visiting Italy with your bestie

A minimalist, no special effects remake of Inception

We all need help sometimes /s

MRW I'm jackhammering the floor without air conditioning on a hot summer day and

I'm hungry

When Your Parents Try And Pull You Out Of Bed But You Wanna Go Back To Sleep

Checkmate

Fuck my leg is numb

When you binge on Star Wars and cheer for the Galactic Empire to win

"TRobin Hood lowers the curtain, hiding the sacks where he put the treasure.

Better safe than sorry

I dont think those are the cakes hes supposed to be baking...

I can’t wait to go back to the barber. ?

When you forget that assignment worth 50% and it's due in two days

waking up with allergies

When you almost burn your face while cooking but your friend comes to the rescue

Just (f)ollow the slit to heaven ?

HMU?on?SC?cagthou

Giving you something to look forward to

can I squirt on your face papi ??

Ffrst post here; should I stay?

My tits

Hot

Megan Guthrie

I take the wheel

Sally

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