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The only Monday blues I've got over here is the colour of my underwear ?

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Your girlfriend hated listening to you cry. Your bully took care of it
Don't worry though, its just because he's better in bed
Weeks away suck, but she always makes them worth it.
What could she have done to hurt her back?
No white woman could ever compare
Your wife was built for cooking and cleaning, she was built for fucking.
She never said it would be a country concert, otherwise neither of you would've agreed
Orgasm after orgasm racked her body while she slowly lost her mind
He proceeded to teach you that your wife could have at least 6 orgasms
You knew her and dad weren't going at it very much and decided to help her with that
She was going to throw your ass out too
She just tells you she has a great time at the hotel
Asking your wife to join in on poker was a risk. This risk paid off.
You never asked him to do this, it was probably her idea
They invited him instead of you. Now you know why
Maybe he deserved worse, but this was good for now
She must be really good at excel or something
His wife is his best wingman
Maybe you should've just gotten her those diamond earrings...
You work hard to make a good income, they work hard to make him cum
Age is just a number. Cock size, however, is much more
the boss gets her mouth but not her husband
Encourage Your Daughters To Get Blacked
What does the handyman say?
You'd always dreamed of being teased by her sister, this was the next best thing!
Do it for her.
No cummies for you slave.
Polite boys get rewards...
Picture perfect.
What was she planning?

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