MMC after i the owner of this subreddit acts like a douchebag and snitches on other subreddits just to "troll" then proceeds to silence all criticism, Don't delete this like a Coward, Ant zNSFW

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User: JeremyDimwitte

Categories: MakeMyCoffin

I believe I can fly

Twilight Zone Accident July 23, 1982. Three people were killed including 2 child

The next day it was business as usual

Last night accident in Bandung, Indonesia

Sailors abandoning ship when the magazine explodes, over 600 souls drowned or blown

MMC after we nosedive immediately after takeoff

MMC after I have a heart attack while climaxing

MMC after I square up to the wrong person and get a hole in my neck

MMC after I make this sub a new banner that's hopefully more tasteful

MMC after my figure skating instructor plays around with a gas gun

MMC After i get electrocuted

MMC After i die from a tire explosion

MMC after we get into an argument and fall off a balcony

MMC after I run for office in Mexico

MMC After i try to escape from this burning building

MMC After i get stabbed to death by a man whom i rejected

MMC After I get into a brutal car accident

MMC After the store owner shoots me to death while we try to rob his place

MMC after I get in any of the blind spots ("dead angles") shown in this

MMC after I blow my arm off with a grenade in a fight

MMC After i hit a pole while trying to perform a stunt on this train

MMC After we get executed by hitmen

MMC after I teach mobile users how to play imgur links. Just tap the imgur text and

MMC after I try to do my job as police

MMC after we get killed by hitmen in a restaurant

MMC After i drink rat poison

MMC after I run into a truck because a dog spooked me