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Don't fuck me off the couch son

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User: captionsaremylife

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I prefer it like a proper whore

Handcuffs+blindfold = 10x better

Perfect hostess, thanks for the loan bro

Breeding cow up for auction

Your dad says they feel the same?

Come punch my funbags?

He's the boss, and I don't like it

Company retreat next week <3

Photography means being patient and going step by little step

It's a tough balance to strike.

I love my coworker Matt

Ah, a trip down memory lane with your dad

Eeeeeexcellent. Eeeeextra nice. It's an E-cup, moron.

What does fertilization look like? This.

Psalm 34:5, version C

Random girl's potential

Ella's smile turned upside down

What groping leads to (not that I'm complaining!)

Dress to impress (for a surrogate)

Bf hasn't seen me in this yet

Long distance is tough!

Butterface.

Most women have a significant other they love and respect. Not me.

I want to suck on your milk covered dick

She babysits for him, but I don't think he has kids?

Just a little preview.

Do you like it? Bf hated it lol

Bf won't ever know if you send them

Free hugs & free BJs

Color - undetermined

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