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Anyone she dated for more than 3 weeks counts as an "ex"

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User: FirmerDifference

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Love stories
It's more than the three she claims
You know she has a wild past!
Slut and whore are my two pet names for my wife
Good question
The good old times
Truth.
Straight A's
some guys have all the luck
maybe you'll never know
Birthday girl
right side if they did her doggy
You'll probably never fuck as much as they did
You don't measure up
A surprise...but a welcome one
A crazy night
Don't ask her about Mardi Gras. That's weird.
She got lonely sometimes
girls just wanna have fun
Your choice
She actually found 3 "boyfriends" that night just to be sure
Your wife's older man phase
guys her age were immature and mostly broke
You never would have imagined
It was a long time ago but she still jills after every time you all hang out
You thought she was shy
Why doesn't she invite you to the office parties?
Getting around