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When my Girlfriends Mom came to substitute for our Biology class, she made sure I
Sister got a bf. Probably won't get pics like this anymore ?
Got plenty of dirty pics of my sis
"Hop in the back, nephew. I can't see what's going on back there, but your cousin
Waking up with a hangover isn't as harsh when it's in mom's bed.
Just because my sister and I spend all winter at our ski lodge doesn't mean we make
My sister and I grew up on the same old shows, so we always have someone to reminisce
There's few things better than clean sheets and a dirty cousin.
Quarantining at home has actually been great for my love life.
A tomboy sister - the fun you'd never expect.
When sis challenges me to a morning stare contest, she plays to win.
50 Shades of Grey changed storytime forever.
My sister and I don't actually wear vintage clothes. Their changing room just has
Even in my new apartment, little sis is still a couch hog. But there's always room
When sis puts her hair up, I take it as a good sign.
My sister and I don't actually jump on my bed anymore, but we get yelled at for the
Aunty doesn't make me choose between warm apple pie and the real thing.
Mom says I pick the oddest times to have long conversations with her.
I think my brother really enjoyed his present from mom this year.
Since she turned 18, dad's gotten the same thing from my sister every Christmas morning.
I stayed up extra late on Christmas Eve this year, and found my every wish come true.
I know the open door is an invitation, but I've still been too chicken to make a
Sis knows why I stand outside her window.
I don't know who's more excited about her spring dress collection, my sister or me.
It may be a tight squeeze in the shower with my sister, but that's why I like it.
It didn't take many lessons with my aunt to move beyond just fingering the piano.
I don't drink coffee in the morning, but mom knows something else that always perks
It's no longer roughhousing I get up to with my tomboy sister.
After a stay-at-home Carnival this year, my sister and I just decided to keep celebrating.
When my sister's too cheap to buy something for herself, she asks me for the two-finger
Mom and I naturally wake up before anyone else in the house, which makes it a little
These days, I observe almost every precaution with my sister.
She may still be a brat, but my sister is way more fun to share a bedroom with nowadays.
She can't make chicken soup, but sis always knows how to make me feel better.
I can't help it, but whenever I see my sister's pretty lips, I want to kiss them.
I'll have to think of more ways to reward my sister's BJ skills, since I'm running
No matter how long my sister can stare at herself in the mirror, I can stare longer.
Bath time is way more fun when dad's not around.
Given how much she squirts, it's essential my sister stay hydrated.
Mom does a wicked Ace Ventura impersonation.
The problem with ever-escalating dares with my sister is, I'll actually do them.
Some family pastimes, learned during the lockdown, will stick around for a long time.
Since I found the dirt on my aunt, she fears what I'll ask to do next.
When my sister and I went off cherry picking, I just hoped to return with one very
When I offered mom a weekend getaway, there was no question of booking two rooms.
The fun cousin gets invited over more.
Mom always worries when I forget to turn the GoPro off after getting home.
I've always thought of aunty as a big ball of fun.
A sister should look up to her older brother.
"You're not going to sleep all day cousin, right?"
When I confessed to my aunt that I had a thing for redheads, she just replied, "Then
There are some dares even I'm surprised my sister will go through with.
Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.
My half-sister usually picks the game we play, but I pick the rules.
Every trip to the park with my cousin comes with a happy ending.
My cousin and I love camping. And it's easier to take just the one sleeping bag.
The summer cabin rules changed as soon as we heard our parents couldn't make it.
I don't mind spending most of our boating trips below deck with my aunt.
Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.
I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.

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