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Friend of mine had a bad day
Our Shih Tsu went to war with our husky over an empty bag of treats. (Slight gore).
Her view while biking
Water Polo NSFW
Attempting to twerk on tv
The toilet was blown
Man locked himself out of his hotel room
Why you don't leave a roomba with an unattended dog.
“Come see the Chimps, grandma” they said. “It’ll be fun.”
Tanlines (nsfw)
So.... You think you're having a bad day????
At a party
There are two types of security guards
Bungee cord to the face
Doing a podcast and your cat pulls this stunt
News stations tweets gay porn
Mods are asleep, post something that actually sucks
When you find old barbed wire in the woods.
Slipping on a sail boat.
More painful than embarrassing
Man accidentally exposes himself whilst trying to microwave an egg
Never piss a graffiti artist off
Robot vacuum ran over dog poop.
You want to participate in the Christmas parade this year? Its going to be so much
Expect the expected
Some scary shit
This may be the wrong sub, but it would suck - admit it.
Man's head to shinny to take passport ID photo
A truck carrying pig intestines spilled its contents all over a highway in Kansas
Standing on a UK plug
When your shadow betrays you
Sure, stick a dildo on your forehead, what's the worst that could happen?
That poor girl will be scarred for life
When your roommates phone connects to the car bluetooth before yours.
Idk what to say...
[Nsfw] step on sons lego didnt think much was real late felt my toe kind sticky
The Potato peeler slipped when it wasn't supposed to.
Papercut? How about rc airplane prop
I managed to slam both my shins into a stone coffee table
I just wanted to go to work this morning but somebody sprayed dicks all over my van.
We're doing dumb injuries? A few years ago at work I had to lean over a gas powered
I yanked out my birth control with my menstrual cup. (No injury, but happened before
Trying to get my neighbors attention to stop having his dog shit outside my window
Tripped on my new cat in the middle of the night and face planted into the corner
About 30 minutes before my shift ended...
Fishing hook to the finger
Bought some new knives earlier this week. They work. (Nsfw)
Been at work since 2:30 am, just wanted to come home and take a shower, turns out
Found the concrete slab in the dark with my toe this morning
[NSFW] finally started to overcome my severe depression by picking up sewing as a
The blister from my burn is too phallic.
Cat scratch on eyelid
When dinner attacks
I hate my job sometimes
Slammed my finger in my car door and broke my finger tip.
[NSFW] Was supposed to record the last song for my bands album tommorow (guitar)
Ogawa is a brand of massage chairs
Kicked a shoddily built fence over, a board flipped up and sent a nail through my

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