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Arborists

Arborist loses half of his face [NSFL] / Oblivious news reporter [SFW]
Hairy-chested arborist with a British accent. Maybe that’s your cup of tea?
Do you ladies like hairy British arborists? PMs welcome!
Arborists do it in trees. PMs welcome
Any ladies into arborists? Don't be shy, say hi!
And the Darwin award goes to...
[41] Arms like a monkey to swing from tree to tree, an arborists life is the life
Started a new job as an arborist. Chainsaw forearm.