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Bertstrips

Bert just doesn't understand the lingo these days.
I'm surprised that I haven't seen more posts from BertIsEvil.tv
Bert is horrified with Ernie's idea NSFW
[NSFW] Ernie's little buddy
Ernie's penis (NSFW)
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
This isn't the kind The Count recommended
Bull's-eye (NSFW)
Bert Really Loves Little Animals
Elmo asks Telly if he wants to come back to his place.
"If this were a free country, I would be able to freely kill myself!"
They could not help but stare [NSFW]
Bert convinces Ernie how easy it will be to finally let reddit know who they really
Where were you on 9/11?
They won't even pay for her "services"...
Full Metal Ernie
They sure do love giving blowjobs. [NSFW]
Ernies secret sex dungeon
ABCD....
He Wasn't Even Being Discreet About It
Train Delay (NSFW)
"Why don't you ever touch me anymore, Bert?"
"What's the matter with kids these days?"
Thinking of you. [NSFW]
The art museum was fun.
Elmo was supposed to make sure Jim Carey didn't interfere, but Elmo feels the erection
Bert Strips
Bert Strips? Not anymore!
Oh Ernie Get a room
There can only be one...
Late night TV with the Count!
The sub is TECHNICALLY called Bert Strips :^)
Kosher, much?
The look of horror washes over Ernie's face as he felt the crunch
Where's her nose though? [NSFW, even for this sub]
P is for -
Learn To Read With Heart Of Darkness
Erotic Novels + Bert Strips = Berterotica? Ooohh, my kinky stars!
This is for you, Liviu Librescu.
Dirty penis
Pearly Whites
He'll just lie there and hold you afterwards also.
big turdy
Shut up you bitch we are not even close to started
only the best.
sadder than Marley and me.
His voice was irritating as fuck too.
Nocturnal emissions can be fun!
What? Too much?
The good old days...
Slurp slurp yum yum
Mystery of the Decade
Dear Nephew Gobo...
4 cocks 1 gurl
My stupidest bertstrip ever.
Elmo's backstage pass to the nutcracker is quickly revoked.
Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy
It's fresh squeezed, tugged, and jerked into that glass...
Honestly this felt a bit too easy

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