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Last day of simulations at paramedic school today... They saved the best props/sims

I've had TWO of these patients in my career, what about you /r/EMS ?( X post from

Now I *know* we've reached a whole new level of service... (NSFW)

Called for a seizure. Got two patients.

Lately, they've been making us post until 0200. We decided to support some single

Had an altercation with an angle grinder, the day before my first ER Clinical. Naturally.

Can we please put a stop to stupid shit like this

That's Going To Be One Hell of an Extrication (X-WTF)

Also here to help. (Can this please be a thing ?)

I cut my Achilles' tendon 4 years ago, here is a picture about 3-4 weeks after the

Aftermath of a rough call [NSFW/NSFL]

My BLS day

Googled my instructors name. Wasn't disappointed with the results. (This was when

How do I intubate this?!

Finally got it

I get that this job can be difficult, but these EMS prints are getting out of hand.

This goes out to those scumbags who tail me when I have a patient in the back.

how would you stabilize and transport this man ?

MRW I get back to the station after a really nasty call

Flap avulsion

Our doctor fixed it by watching a tutorial on YouTube

So. Saw this in the ambulance bay...

Final destination wood chipper call.

Dammit Joe!

And for my next trick (NSFL)

They could only afford one pole.

Oh Deer [NSFW]

What we do with expired irrigation fluid

Uncensored pic of firefighters arm who was bitten by patient posted recently

An Avulsed Ankle I took today

A 24 inch dildo stuck entirely inside of a man who "slipped and fell on it"

You receive a call for a "man with a splinter".

Imaging has gotten better over the years

Anyone else think of this when discussing angina pectoris?

"So how's work going?"

Can you still run the call?

Big poke on 3...

There was a dead squirrel outside our ER and we got a little bored staging for a

Driving too fast in the fog

Vein finders are terrifying

Mechanism of injury; blunt force trauma

That 600 lb bari pt upstairs just became the least of your worries.

[Xpost from dundermifflin] (meme) credit to leocohen99. When your company starts

Oof

The nicknames we give our partners are always heartfelt

I know it's late, but saw a scary pumpkin carving

Evisceration from the patient coughing after a complicated inguinal hernia repair

CPR machine being used in a real situation in Italy

“We literally tried everything why won’t it work??”

My toe after O2 tank crushing (it's no so bad a it looks)

Good work boys, time for a nap

Dear Chief, a funny thing happened to me on the way to my last call

80 hours? What do you do after Wednesday?

Hi, I made a video thingy to promote myself! I'm a 33 year old milf from England.

[MEME] Check in Next Week for Chapter 2! OC

Gotta take care of yourself, first.

Parked the ambulance, boss.

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