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[kindof NSFW] Masturbation saves anon from cops
This HAS to be the greatest greentext ever written
Anon meets Girlfriend's Dad (NSFW text)
Anon getting laid? Haha, in Anon's dreams. Actually, still no.
Anon finds the best porn ever [NSFW]
Anon's first Sexytime
Anon's wincest [NSFW]
Anon takes his cousin's virginity [NSFW]
Anon tries a new restaurant
OP loses his virginity.
Whats the worst thing you've ever done to another person?
Anon has a gf (x-post from r/4chan)
Anon in the Nintendo World Championships (NSFW)
Anon isn't gay tho
Anon and the Shit Dildo (NSFW)
Day supply of greentext
Anon goes on a Craigslist-adventure
Anons masturbating to anime girl face rigs of other anons masturbating.
NSFW The Hacker Known as "4chan"
OP Shitposts
Anon gets married
Anon's Indian Girlfriend
SJWs are taking over the porn industry
Anon's ritual
$150 for 30 minutes
Anon throws life away for retarded aunt muff
Anon likes Shrek(NSFW)
Solid 8.3
Anon leaks a scene from the Incredibles
Anon has cold balls
The best greentext writer ever is not dead: Column is back !!!
Ok greenfags, I need help finding the greatest greenest of all time
Anon is artist guy
Anon has his ass eaten
Popping a hemorrhoid
Anon regrets everything
careful out there lil anons
Anon speaks the truth
Anon is Chinese
OP impales
Anon is in love with a specific kind of guys
Anon has an addiction
Not so 'anon', has fun after work
Anon tastes something
Anon is in dead inside
Annon learns to play the Didgeridoo
Anon learns how babies are made
Anon is proud of his beautiful family
Pain, suffering even
Anon has a friend who is a girl
Anon helps his friend
Anon does the best exercise
Anon time travels.
Anon is a madlad
Anon is happy
The bassy poopoo man

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