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Lifeprotips

Dissatisfaction with new year's
LPT: Make a homemade fleshlight from two sponges, a cup, and a latex glove.
Life is short
One-tip-fits-all.
LPT: Convenient Cable Management
LPT: My favorite technique for male self-pleasure. I only wish I had devised it as
LPT: Take a photo of yourself on your phone when your hair is just the way you like
Toilet Tip : Get better control when peeing into a toilet whilst standing up.
LPT: Try wall climbing instead of stairs for maximum sport optimization
"White text with a black outline can be read on any color" from /r/lifeprotips
Floating Books
LPT: Need a jug to pee in on your camping trip, or just because you're fuckin' lazy?
LPT: How to pick up chicks
LifeProTip: Do NOT cross Joey "Django" Blanco.  This man did and didn't
Excuse the vulgarity, but these stop my phone from autocorrecting words I commonly
LPT - 1/4 Mountain Dew + baking soda and peroxide = homemade glow bottle
NSFW LPT: How Breasts Work
LPT: How to make clothing see-through using Photoshop
LPT:  Curious and want to see NSFW links at work? Save to Reddit and then view discretely
Do not buy a blank gun. Ever.
NSFW Pro tip: Make a designated porn account for Reddit.
Thank you LPT, now my keyboard is clean!! Mildly nsfw
This LifeProTip's comment, share, etc buttons don't conform to the boundaries.
Create a Reddit account for the Porn Subreddits only! It makes browsing the front
LifeProTip: Take the stairs
LPT: flick your necktie over your shoulder to avoid pissing on it
/r/lifeprotips thread delivers.
Lifeprotip: Survive a terrorist attack
[LifeProTips] Proven strategy to debate with Barkha Dutt AND win.
LifeProTip: How to get out of a speeding ticket
Just the usual Chatroulette.
My fist post
LTP: Turning out of a shopping mall (mostly for my sanity) [NSFW]
LPT: Save time finding the perfect porn video [NSFW] (x-post from r/AdviceAnimals)
When eating tacos, put your sour cream in a small sandwich bag and cut off a corner
LPT: Here's how you beat the dreaded double pee stream, males of Reddit. (NSFW) (very
LPT - If you find your car tagged try using warm water and soap to wash the spraypaint
LPT: Save time and toilet paper by wiping once on each square down a long piece,
LPT: Wear gloves when handling mirrors, even small ones. (Warning: stitches)
LifeProTip: When traveling internationally carry two watches to keep track of time
LifeProTip: Get a cubicle at the back corner of your place of work, so you can masturbate
LifeProTip...when you can't find your stress ball, grab onto your nearest buddy (further