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The Duck Ruins Everything [Semi-NSFW]
[50/50] MOD POST - We should discuss attached declining return-user stats and whether
I'm now moderately aroused because only male seahorses give birth.
"This Looks Safe"
When Grizzly Bears find abandoned teddy bears, they naturally raise them as imaginary
The Khalid Sheikh Mohammed spider getting water boarded.
Male elephants have five legs.
Dogs become lonely when their owners leave for the day, and will sometimes post to
The kiwi bird is made out of actual kiwi.
When threatened, Foxes can detach their tails; this is an evolutionary trait shared
Goats are exceptionally skilled at finding the clitoris and seek after it always.
Sun Bears have unusually large clitorises, and are arrested almost daily due to indecent
Chick-fil-A is responsible for the radicalization of thousands of young heifers.
Before mating, the female giraffe urinates in the male giraffe's mouth. Possibly
Giraffes enjoy peeing into their own and other giraffe's mouths.
Found this on /r/creepy posted by /u/CaptainOnBoard Have Fun Guys! [Possibly NSFW]
dem tits
[50/50] Cat-Snake Annoys Kitten | Snake Eats Kitten [NSFL]
Male Squirrel
[NSFL]Throwing food to hungry crocodiles which don't know the difference between
Cats engage in autofellatio and most begin practicing from a very early age
In recent years, orange gorillas have been carrying around the eggs they lay until
Such a day
Bunny sex involves hops
The two puppies must fight to the death and eat the other one in order to be accepted
Rare pic of Snow Panda (Plushus pokia) in throes of pon fur (only NSFW if you wok
Deer often get very cold so they seek warmth and shelter inside cars where they curl
Baby polar bears require frequent tickling in order to ensure they grow up with a
It's hard to be a single dad
Some monkeys are exceptionally shy.
Cats sometimes resort to filming inter-species porn to catnip addiction
TIL that when the male Meerkats big furry genitalia erects it often makes the Meerkat
How mechanical bulls are made [NSFW]
Chinese Amazon Doggos still practice the ancestral "kiss of death" ritual.
Horned lizard encountering predator defends itself by squirting blood out of its
Alone among the large cats, Leopards often treat their prey to a romantic waltz before
To unwind after a long day of being experimented on many laboratory mice engage in
Marmots reproduce in a manner similar to fish, depositing genetic material on rocks
[NSFW] Eunuchs can become men if they find family jewels in their natural habitats.
In Eastern Europe pig watching is a common hobby. As a result, some pigs have developed
Lions like to see what they eat. That's why they always tear a window into their
Chimpanzees just want humans to realize that their eyes are up here (but don’t
Firefoxes are the most commonly sex-trafficked breed of fox, please don't enable
Young vultures are very ambitious and always trying to get ahead.
Male Bornean orangutans have evolved flanges on the sides of their face to create
Snakes get morning wood, too.
Lions tearing fetuses from pregnant warthog
The hornless pygmy rhino is nearing extinction as, for unknown reasons, nearly 90%
Pangolin gone wild
Depressed cobras and pythons are known to make suicide pacts
Rabbits rank number 1 amongst God's favorite animals due to their habit of violently
Dogs are very bad at giving hand jobs. (NSFW)
Kangaroos are known sexual deviants. Anything they can get their dog-strangling paws
A group of 30 or more dolphins is known as a "rape squad" of dolphins
Chaetopterus pugaporcinus, better known as the pig butt worm, was invented in 1992,

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