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Therewasanattempt

There, there buddy... you're safe now.
Doing a Back Flip on a Trampoline
Attempting to twerk in a tight dress
to slice a sausage.
NSFW Cleanup
.. at armed robbery
To get into a hammock
to rob a gun store
(x-post r/gifs) To eat corn on a drill
at preventing this truck from flipping over during a typhoon
To remove the seed
To look productive
to cover a nipple (NSFW)
To get out of the pool
To use the community guidelines.
To display an underboob tattoo
To censor this sex toy (nsfw)
to look like a tough guy
Watch out for the coral
To conceal his coke snorting.
[NSFW] There was an attempt to cover up for TV
To protect minors from adult content.
To Stand & Talk
At least the neighbours won't be offended
To touchy da beans
To censor their picture. [NSFW]
At dating tall girls
To blackmail
To be cynical
to make a headline
To cure back pain
To make a cake
To eat him
to eat food
To criticize 4chan for being transphobic
To promote religion
To gain political support
To take a nice picture.
To pick up a man
To sell a tv
To sell a TV (nsfw)
To steal and run away from a bank
To get an AI to talk about food
To catch
To make a Christmas tree that totally doesn't look like something else...
To make a christmas kangaroo decoration..
To make a pro life ad
To hide their browsing
To choose a female CEO
* try to not look suspicious *
Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine's Day pizza
To censor the Dambusters Mascot name
To cake face
To jump out of the path tub
To wish someone Good Luck @ Uni
To debunk a vaccine
To make a donut pun