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Therewasanattempt

There, there buddy... you're safe now.
Doing a Back Flip on a Trampoline
Attempting to twerk in a tight dress
to slice a sausage.
NSFW Cleanup
.. at armed robbery
To make a vibrating replica of my wiener (NSFW)
To get into a hammock
To take off
to rob a gun store
(x-post r/gifs) To eat corn on a drill
at preventing this truck from flipping over during a typhoon
To remove the seed
To look productive
to cover a nipple (NSFW)
To get accurate survey results
To get out of the pool
To use the community guidelines.
To display an underboob tattoo
To censor this sex toy (nsfw)
to look like a tough guy
Watch out for the coral
To conceal his coke snorting.
[NSFW] There was an attempt to cover up for TV
To protect minors from adult content.
To Stand & Talk
At least the neighbours won't be offended
To touchy da beans
To censor their picture. [NSFW]
At dating tall girls
To blackmail
To be cynical
to make a headline
To cure back pain
To make a cake
To eat him
to eat food
To criticize 4chan for being transphobic
To promote religion
To gain political support
To take a nice picture.
To pick up a man
To sell a tv
To sell a TV (nsfw)
To steal and run away from a bank
To get an AI to talk about food
To catch
To make a Christmas tree that totally doesn't look like something else...
To make a christmas kangaroo decoration..
To make a pro life ad
To hide their browsing
To choose a female CEO
* try to not look suspicious *
Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine's Day pizza
To censor the Dambusters Mascot name
To cake face
To jump out of the path tub
To wish someone Good Luck @ Uni
To debunk a vaccine
To make a donut pun