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U Trash Bag Poncho

I'm not crazy;

I would like to Fig you.

I would like to put you on a pedestal.

May I fuck you with my Banana?

I want to build a fort with you.

Do you Tea Bag on the first date?

Let's just take things slow.

Play me a tune.

If You Were a Cookie,

You...

Care to Cherry Garcia?

Preparing the troops for an assault on your anus.

Dinner is on me.

Get Your Crayons Ready

Congratulations!

I want to fuck you...

I'm gonna...

Ever Have Sex While Camping?

Let's have a...

WANTED:

How to date Trash Bag Poncho.

You could be...

Ride My Little Pony.

Is your pussy hungry for my cock?

My wiener loves your buns.

Can I...

I want to put my A in your B.

Now available orally.

You have nice...

So a male redditor messaged to tell me I'm a prostitute and attention seeking whore.

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