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The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I post too many bulge pics
Fuck the stalkers! I won't punish my fans because a few retarded losers can't respect
So when everyone else is doing the Bic lighter challenge, I decided to do the soda
Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls take up so much that there's no room for
When you're rollin' with a Rolex as your cock ring.
The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I actually hang lower with pants
It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for
My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work
Since I got so many requests... here's me in the Yoga pants, flopped out. Also, my
Was asked how big these bad boys are, roughly egg sized. Lotsa protein! Key ingredient
Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my
If my balls look tired, they are. 3 loads a day for the past 5 days to fill all the
To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray
I guess this qualifies as my semi.... I'm not fully hard but not fully soft either.
Fresh out of a hot shower, when they naturally hang their lowest. Anyone wanna work
My big fat 8in softy thrown over the seat... Sadly my balls do hang down in the water.
With the big ball dropping tonight, I figured I'd drop both mine! These may be my
My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to
I usually substitute one cup of water with at least three-quarters cup of fresh semen
I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10" soft
Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the
Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention
With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out.
Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped
Just passed the 10inch mark today! Ten and right up to a quarter soft and thick here!
A month and a few days after I started pumping and I've seen amazing results with
This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic
Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But,
Revealing the monster one inch at a time.
Turning heads with 10" of thick, soft dick meat at the gas pump. Dude on the
Dude walking past me muttered "Holy shit," just after he passed. Few minutes
Both the UPS and FedEx dudes I passed today couldn't stop grinning. But the buff
Turned a lot of heads today at the gas station and the store.
Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?
So this is what 10 actual soft inches looks like. But translated to internet inches
Some perspective for you all... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti
So how many have you seen a hung dude, go commando in white pants! Oh the heads that
When people see you taking dick bulge pics in a park. Woman laughed, dude stared
Lettin' it hang out. Figured you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy.
Took it out at the gym earlier, only 4 other dudes working out, left it hanging out
It's been a few months since I measured. I guess I need to update my bio. Totally
When your foot long tube is too small...
When the cute dude at the gym want's to compare his 5 inch raging hardon with my
Baby it's cold out side! But I've got something that could warm you up!
Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So full of creamy
Warmer weather inspired an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped
Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang free and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors
Walkin' the hog! Or is it rolling the log? Either way, I can feel the sun through
Dude @ the gym wouldn't hold it in the pic after staring, but he stood there while
It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar "love" freshly
Just an update. No new tube yet, but manual pulling and hanging a 8lb weight off
When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit well on public toilets.
Fill 'er up! Totally soft and always creeping closer to the knee!
Who wants to sleep over tonight? Heads up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep
100% Soft, thick and 11" long shows so obvious it might as well just be hanging
Was at 5 Guys earlier, heard a customer asking if they had foot long hotdogs. I almost
Pumpin' some gas before pumpin' some ass! lol
Out w/ a friend @ the art store & she suggested I take a pic with the eat
What the cute new guy at work saw today each time he came to my desk to ask me a
Forgot to share this the other day.

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