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In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

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Categories: politics, TTAMF

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an anti-gay Iranian leader. My friend made this sculpture

Who else imagines Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez riding your cock like this?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

AOC is very disappointed with how little cum is being spilled for her.

I only tolerate Meghan McCain because she has big fat tits. And she reminds me of

neekolul is going to let her TikTok simps jack off with her panties while she gets

My favorite congresswoman, Elise Stefanik for casual Friday.

Busty Senator Kyrsten Sinema

I've always thought that Brooke Baldwin, with her trademark rosy cheeks, is the cutest

Sanna Marin (PM of Finland) has such fuckable body

Lauren Chen Looks Like a Braindead Fuckdoll In This Pic & I Love It.

Kat Timpf with a friend

Dana Perino on a hotel bed

Looks like Trump isn't the only one who wants to bang his own daughter, his former

Imagine hiking up Amy Coney Barrett's robes revealing nothing underneath. Then bending

Michael Cohen's future isn't looking so hot, but his daughter, Samantha, is.

I Swear, Journalists Today Are Getting Finer & Finer By The Minute; Jamie

I want to plow Jedidiah Bila

My new favorite conservative bimbo, Noor BIN LADIN. Yes you read that right Osama

Rosilicie Ochoa Bogh, first slutina member of the Californian Republican State Senate

Might be the best pic of AOC I've ever seen.

Jackie Evancho, who sang for Trump's inauguration, in more recent times

? gilf alert ?

America's Mayors: Hillary Schieve, Reno NV

Emily Hewertson

Jen Psaki cleavage

Ellen Burbidge, Aussie from TheJuiceMedia

Sara Nelson is the president Association of Flight Attendants union. In the event

New York State Assemblywoman Jenifer Rajkumar displaying her tittyfucking awards

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