I'm shy and this is my [f]irst time posting. So here's a high res pic of my microUSB port and 3.5mm audio jack. Be gentle. zNSFW

http://i.imgur.com/PwQXH.jpg

User: benmarvin

Categories: androidcirclejerk

Verizon.

SATAN STRIKES AGAIN

Nexus warrior found in /r/minecraft

Duarte's glorious 7-incher

DAE think physical home buttons suck?

how the fuck were they allowed into google I/o???

iVerge desecrates the Xperia Z3C with iShill Interface

Lord of the Samshits.

Youtube 6.0 Material Design [NSFW] #PraiseDuARTe

ENEMY SPOTTED

Meanwhile, in /r/androidmastercard

The fuck is this, Google? [NSFL]

Petition to add my girlfriend to list of sinners to act against the lord Duarte

Thanks to M a dream has come true

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[NSFW] Our sexy god in his sexiest pose

MFW I check the time and it's 5:20

MY LORD! WHO HAS CORRUPTED YOU?

#buyanexus

6.0 minutes into Google Play Movies and chill an he give you this look

Petition to make this The Lord's preferred sex position [NSFW]

[PORN] [NSFW] Matìas Duarte

SHIELD YOUR EYESSSSS

Only ICS kids will remember this...

Okay Google - "What is an angry dragon?"

Hot babe dozing off LITERALLY NSFW

I Visited Heaven Today. AMA

[NSFW] Sexus 6

*screams internally*

[NSFW] [PORN] Our Lord DuARTe chilling on an Eclair