When I was in the Navy, they decided my wisdom teeth didn't need to be in my head anymore... After the extraction, I asked the dentist if I could keep them. He gave me a weird look and said "sure". So here they are... I keep them on the top shelf of the b zNSFW

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User: shankap0tamus

Categories: Shatter

Posted this as my cake day in WTF. Apparently, you guys might like this: A good reason

I had a fight with a bedframe a few years ago... I LOST. 17 stitches total.

Bike accident 3 years ago, still recovering

Locked my thumb in my truck door (timeline in comments) was told to post here not

Got hit in the face with a softball (x-post) from WTF

Friend of my cousin's mom clipped by a truck while on her bike.

HopeForHope's girlfriend's friend was in a motorcycle accident [x/post r/WTF]

1st day at work 2008

My friend walked into a parking sign today.

Accident in Woodshop class (x-post /r/WTF)

So I accidentally cut myself on my hookah...

So, my brother caught himself... in the eye.

The moral of the story is don't get drunk and wrestle with your dogs when there are

Shun knife rating: 5/5 would buy again. Didn't feel a thing.

X-ray of MMA fighter Stefan Struve's jaw following his KO loss on Saturday

Big Toe v. Front Door

So class was cancelled the night of April 18 and I though I would go and play hockey...I

A hard landing on a mountain bike pedal (x-post from r/wtf) (nsfw)

My mate had a home invasion, they had Machetes, He had bare hands - He won!!

My grossly infected achilles tendon rupture repair