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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
One should be cherry of virgins.
My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.
Save a forest - eat a beaver!
"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.
Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Runners do it alone.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.
That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
One should be cherry of virgins.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
Do I like getting drunk? Depends on who's doing the drinking. -- Amy Gorin
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
Many nice things suck.
Ooops. Gotta run. My dog wants sex. Later.

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