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Politicians do it to everyone.

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User: thesimplepleasures

Categories: SexRobot

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"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just
I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
It's the sighs that count.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Hang gliders go down very slowly.
There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Gardeners do it in raised beds.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Many nice things suck.
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield
The fucking ain't worth the fighting.
Confucious say: boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx
Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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