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Who lies about their birthday by a couple days?

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User: [deleted]

Categories: creepyPMs

I didn't even POST anything, where the hell did this come from?!

Joined MeetMe out of curiosity. This was the first thing in my inbox [NSFW]

There really is no coming back from this...

Boy, he LITERALLY showed me.

What would compel you to send a dick pic to someone through Facebook? [NSFW] [UNCENSORED

It was a very short conversation and then he sends this... The suckiest thing is

Good morning! [NSFW]

Ugh. Just... Ugh.

I knew I shouldn't reply, but as a chronic poster, these guys always intrigue me,

Not interested in dirty chat? How about my dick instead? (NSFW)

I don't even know where to begin. Certainly not in the mood to clean my mouth.

Existential blowjob, anyone? [NSFW]

smoke out of my dick?

From time to time my ex will be auto emailed by my account. I think he may be overreacting

Be yur slave.

Attitude should get you far. NSFW

I like to call this "The Standard"

A True Gentleman.

I'm sick of people thinking I'm a psychiatric professional.

"Private Collector" NSFW

I dont understand...

I started dating this guy. We've both been pretty candid about sex, but I wasn't

After using "What drugs do you take?" as a pick up line...

NSFW Okay men, this is too big. I didn't know if this guy was just pulling my leg.

Creeper logic: claim huge equipment, send video of clearly not huge equipment. [NSFW

Instagram charmer, wooing my girlfriend.

This guy kept bragging about his dick...

Do you know what happens to a vagina after giving birth?!

This one made me gag.

This guy got arrested for raping a model in my hometown a year later. Dodged a bullet.

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