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This is what happiness looks like

From R/perfecttiming. I'm new don't hate me if I did something wrong.

NSFL - Unknown prisoner being executed in China (ca. 1912) [1260x729]

Perfect Timing.

When your dog eats all your holiday Chocolate Liqueurs...

When you try to take a selfie but your dog throws up

Safe to say graduation really ended with a "flash"

A moment to remember forever.

Ahh fatherhood... (x-post /r/funny)

Flying at a rock festival [NSFW]

Bunny sex involves hops

My girlfriends best picture from our visit to The Biodome in Montreal last weekend

Baby "ruins" photoshoot with his natural stream

Ohhhh, snaaaap!

A giraffe mid sneeze.

This majestic cat

Casual Drink on the River

'Friend points' shuffled that night.

Roller coaster disaster

Plane crash at an air show (wing walker visible hitting the ground)

This peaceful cormorant early in the morning

Friend's baby burping session yilded...well, a result anyway

A bird bit my sister in Cancun and pulled her over the bridge we were standing on.

Couple bangs during the New Year Eve live broadcast

So this is motherhood?

Fucking Majestic