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Why do our swords smell funny Mommy?

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User: SomeRandomRedditor

Categories: WhyWouldYouFuckThat

Hey I_RAPE_CATS, I got you some flowers

HERE'S SOME SPACE DICKS FOR YOU FAGETS

Why the hell? By now dear users, you know I see quite a lot of weird porn, but this

I wonder if it's loaded...

A well insured vagina.

Who ya gonna call?

Forking...

A greasy tool (A wrench of some sort, I'm no mechanic)

I'm not sure just what this is, a corn dog, lolly pop or a popsicle?

Fancy an apple? (x-post from /r/nsfw_wtf)

I'd like her to flip my pancakes if you know what I mean.

A nice plump strawberry.

Evian

Toy Dinosaur in Her Business

Everything in the junk drawer

A rose for M'lady.

Ridged metal pipe

Hockey Fan

John Deere

Daily Vitamins Intake

So what do you think, full length or close up?

Squash abuse

Cornhole

Squash

She likes carrots

Getting friendly with the furniture

Drinking Beer

The Loofa

A fine vintage

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