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The harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.

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User: thesimplepleasures

Categories: SexRobot

"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just

I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.

Mathematicians do it in theory.

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

It's the sighs that count.

One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

Hang gliders go down very slowly.

There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West

Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

Gardeners do it in raised beds.

Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.

Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

Many nice things suck.

Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

The fucking ain't worth the fighting.

Confucious say: boy who play with himself pulls boner.

Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.

Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!

Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx

Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!

People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

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