Why in the freaking heck does a knife work better than a screwdriver from my toolbox? zNSFW

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User: suesleet

Categories: todayilearned

This photo from /r/todayilearned seems to be wrong. I thought toplessness was illegal

TIL what "honeydicked" means. (nsfw-ish)

TIL that the Karen Gillan, the actress who played Nebula (my first 'alien'

50 Shades of Filthy Farmers - Pesticide Application Label

Cum in my eye

TIL how to open a box of corn dogs when you are wasted =)

TIL If you put a plasma light against your crotch, your genitals will show.

(NSFW) my light looks like a nipple...

Does my shit make you smile too? It does for me

TIL the biggest poop in the World is 26 feet long [nsfw]

TIL Why after sex women want to cuddle while I just want to take a fucking nap.

TIL that one can play game in Google Chrome by touching the dinosaur when internet

TIL Pharrell Williams is 42 years old

I searched a subreddit filming people while fucking using drones. Did find r/droneporn

[NSFW/NSFL] TIL that wine can be made from semen.

TIL People don't like it when other people beg on Kickstarter [NSFW - Language]

TIL how many bjs Joan Rivers had to give to make it to the top (nsfw in caption)

TIL Shay from Game of Thrones used to do porn

TIL i've been sucking icecream out of condoms as a kid

TIL I don't want this stupid thing anymore and someone else can have it

TIL that the idea of " witches riding brooms" is derived from the practice

TIL when to...

TIL Looking at a NSFW post can have unintended consequences via the Chrome Launcher

Uh oh... Something doesn't belong

Cheating ex just go implants drained...

TIL There's a band called "Anal Cunt."

Teenagers are dicks, don't greet them unless you want to be called a cunt.

Today i learned that Brooke Shields started doing sexualized nude scenes at the age

TIL Rick and Morty started out in 2006 as "The Adventures of Doc and Mharti"

TIL that 'my penis' has a facebook account