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I like to get drunk and pretend I'm in a fancy steakhouse.

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User: UrinalPooper

Categories: drunkencookery

Bacon Egg and Cheese Burger

Grilled cheese sandwich

Stupid Fucking Hasselback Potatoes

ATTEMPT TO CARE: pan seared scallops with jalapeno, onion, garlic, bacon. And some

Got drunk Friday night and decided to cook chicken and sausage gumbo for Saturday

Nothing fancy breakfast

Vietnamese Fish Sauce Chicken Legs

Corn chowder with a lot of bacon and other things. Hopefully blackout me will wash

Sunny side up eggs with tomatoes on a bagel

Seared miso and ginger ahi on fried rice noodles with bok choy soup.

Flaming Dr Pepper Ham

Venison burgers with bacon and mozzarella sticks (Trigger warning: hands down my

Left over marinara and Philly cheese steak veggies.

Hangover pulled pork breakfast sammich

Pizza: A Drunken Cookery Fail

Late picture: New Years Pizza

Honey Sesame Chicken Pork Fried Rice Wontons (Xpost r/52weeksofcooking but with MORE

Oh look, I made vomit for dinner... (actually fried polenta cakes with homemade vodka

First post, hope you enjoy!!! - Drunken BBQ Pizza

I made chili. You cant taste it, but its good. Trust me, Im a professional drunk!

braised short ribs. special appearance by my fancy plateware

salmon+chanterelles with tomato mozzarella salad

grilled cheese with a blackberry

BBQ chicken and potatoes with shit tier beer.

I swear I was doing something here...

Steak and taters

Fuck sobering up to go get Chinese...sesame chicken.

Spicy tofu with rice

Haven't posted in a while...so here's some beer cheese soup...cheers.

Peanut chicken curry over coconut rice and topped with a poached egg. Money shot

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