"Why are you stealing a bowling pin!?" "I'm going to fuck it." "Oh. Can I watch?" "Only if you take a picture." zNSFW

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Categories: WhyWouldYouFuckThat

A massive traffic cone. Impressive, fearless, inspiring.

Deciding between cans and bottles can be hard for some, this inspiring woman said

Two sparklers and what appears to be an apple.

A cow [Xpost from /r/wtf]

Yet another whisk. These are getting almost as common as bottles, cucumbers and bananas....

Random tools

I guess they were swept off their feet

A teddy bear

A Baby?

That's probably plastic. I hope that's plastic.

Tied up and forced to do coke

Best reason yet to stop drinking.

Fresh Sushi

She'll feed you and fuck you.

Bonerkill

She has a thing for flatware

[F] I'm MiXXXing it Up Today.

[F] A Stretch From Behind.

Max Hold says it all

Still not sure what this is

Test tubing herself

[f] Best tits you will ever taste and ever want

Black and Decker