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"Why are you stealing a bowling pin!?" "I'm going to fuck it." "Oh. Can I watch?" "Only if you take a picture."

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Categories: WhyWouldYouFuckThat

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A massive traffic cone.  Impressive, fearless, inspiring.
Deciding between cans and bottles can be hard for some, this inspiring woman said
Two sparklers and what appears to be an apple.
A cow [Xpost from /r/wtf]
Yet another whisk. These are getting almost as common as bottles, cucumbers and bananas....
Random tools
I guess they were swept off their feet
A teddy bear
A Baby?
That's probably plastic. I hope that's plastic.
Tied up and forced to do coke
Best reason yet to stop drinking.
Fresh Sushi
She'll feed you and fuck you.
Bonerkill
She has a thing for flatware
[F] I'm MiXXXing it Up Today.
[F] A Stretch From Behind.
Max Hold says it all
Still not sure what this is
Test tubing herself
[f] Best tits you will ever taste and ever want
Black and Decker