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MRW my candy bar gets stuck in the vending machine

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User: Cocks-r-fer-Suckin

Categories: MRW

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MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.
MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.
So after some rough face fucking, I threw up on my partner's dick. MRW after I started
MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over
MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing
MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that
MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight
MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!
MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]
MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"
MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my
MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.
MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW
mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person
MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking
MRW when using force shells for the first time...
mrw u drink to much Ḇ̶̷̞̻͎̜͙̘̫̙͉̪͔̖̟͇̯ͭ̑̾̓̓̒ͯͦͣͤ̑̓̌̏͆ͣ́͘͜Ê̢̛͊͋̅̓ͩ̀͢͏̤̪̟͍̺͇͚͉̬̝̦͍P̸̛̪̘̯͇͉̘̦͕̥̪̲̾̈́̉̓ͪ͒͋ͯͮ̎͌́ͮ͑ͪ̍̇̕Iͬ̊ͫͫ̎͗̕͜҉̢͉͎̼̀ͅS͍̹̙̼̯̜͔͈̖̮͔͎͉̪̲͕ͪ̈́̓ͮ́͟ͅͅ
MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend,
MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)
MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy
MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW
MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.
[Shitpost] MRW I get an email from noReply@aamc.org and it just confirms receiving
MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]
MRW I see Futa art
MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between
MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper