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LPT: if your SO likes Foreplay, trim your fingernails.

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Mary Louise Parker logic...

Actual Advice Mallard: Sex Edition [Slightly NSFW]

Clicking On NSFW Links Lately.

Slip this one in the old meme bandwagon.

I don't think the title matters either

Saw this photo, and this was all i could think of.

So.. i couldn't look my mom in the eyes when i got home sunday night

Not a meme.

For my cakeday, I present Good Girl College Liberal.

Found this surprisingly appropriate meme while googling my username

We need more of this meme!

I guarantee it.

I think we all know what meme needs to come back (NSFW)

Awkward moment.

I took things very literally as a child

to the guy who's buddy caught the woman who stole liquor

This may make me a Scumbag Steve.

My girlfriend is not very happy with me at the moment...

Honestly, they're just not cute.

Maybe we can make him feel better

On performing fellatio to the Dark Prince.

Asked S/O if she wanted to go to Universal Studios in Florida, this is her reply.

Because I sit near the bathrooms.

Suicide Girls made a pretty funny meme.

Sometimes it's good to 39 instead of 16.

He was bound to learn them anyways...

[NSFW] My Girlfriend did this yesterday...

Wife sent this after I did her a huge favor.

Just some casual WTF I experienced as a child

Training for the big leagues {NSFW}

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