MRW my GF sends me a booty call text, asking that I bring my trouser trooper. zNSFW

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mrw I have to take a shit, but refuse to pause the game. [NSFW] [Gross]

MRW I realized the the most successful Redditor of all time (Scopolamina) only posted

MRW I realised that the new flat my gf and I moved in to has a huge mirrored wardrobe

MRW I see another NSFW sex-related question on /r/Askreddit

MRW perusing nsfw/NSFW_GIF for several hours and then realizing I am still connected

[MRW] A fundie tells me bananas are against the bible, and then le black science

MRW I read an interesting article that criticizes the Fappenning but provides a link

MRW I only had one burger for dinner last night.

MRW I read the 100th episode will hint heavily at certain background ponies origins

MRW I see the sameshit galagsy s6 commercial

MRW I borrow a tampon from a friend after not having sex for a couple of years [NSFW]

MRW visiting Imgur Gallery today I see NSFW comments have been banned

[NSFW][Spoilers][Showerthought] MRW when I see any mention of Kevin Owens

Mrw fatpeoplehate was banned

MRW 20 strangers a day send random dick pics and demands ``now YOU OWE ME A PUSSY

MRW when I'm the hiring manager at a hospital and a man named Buck comes in

MRW I am at a festival and as I am moving through the crowd, I see two girls agonizingly

MRW my little brother might have a bf [NSFW-ish]

MRW I saw the new Pokemon designs

MRW when I get HARASSED on /r/gaybros about my masc4masc PREFERENCE

MRW people say Darius is OP

MRW Cuck gets BTFO by "you should stick to knee high boots"

MRW the chiropractor pops my hip back in place

MRW I'm sure I drank too much but still manage to get it up

MRW cigarette smokers are offended by vaping.

MRW I started Narcos this week and realized that Javier Pena is Oberyn Martell

MRW I sold a Glawk to my roommate

MRW the football team finishes practice before I'm done showering in the same

MRW I'm at Disney World, wanting to see the Star Wars stuff, but my family keeps

MRW I try out a butt plug for the first time