[semi-NSFW] ...and then I went ahead and masturbated since I already had coconut oil all over my everywhere. zNSFW

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User: silvermare

Categories: TrollXChromosomes

It took $250 and a year of experimenting to figure out how to schlick properly. [The

Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]

Good Guy Greg in the Bedroom [Slightly NSFW text]

He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross

My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]

I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the

I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to

This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in

Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]

I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.

[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me

[NSFW] I could live with that

#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra

I said yes! (NSFW)

Having Big Boobs

I guess it's a win-win situation

Picasso, Pablo (1881-1973) - Angel Fernandes De Soto With A Woman 1902 Pen Sepia

Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!

Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]

Married with a kid, so alone time is rare...last night I took full advantage of my

MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on

Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly

Estonian Porter (x-post from /r/whatisthisthing)

Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today

[NSFW] "Stylus"

Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda

[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against

shit happens