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Categories: creepyPMs

This time Ben decided to tell me about his porn interests. When I didn't respond,

Fight fire with fire?

Man I'm bored, better send a dick pic

Like ;)?

Stranger chick wants the D-pic

That's enough Craigslist for the rest of my life...

There are no words for this. **Trigger warning**

Just Thought You'd Like It [Possible NSFW, censored penis]

Omg so embarrassing [NSFW]

Yes, a pocket text, I'm so sure.

Thank Reddit for this one, "could you write your username on your penis?"

Why? Just why? (NSFW)

My cousin. I'm pretty much speechless. [NSFW]

Daddy...

Roses are red....I want to grind your pussy into my mouth.

That came out of nowhere.

Bye

Totally NOT okay.

Love Actually is one of my favourite films.

Guy creeps me out, when I say goodbye he changes his name and gender and messages

He got me on round one.

This was all from a random stranger, I went through his FB and found his parent's

Just say YES and it'll all be over soon

Jesus dude

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