one of the very first things in the About Me section of my FetLife profile is that I don't talk to people unless they're local. Recently, I've decided to get snarky with people who choose to ignore this. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/a/yjHf6

User: mikhail_harel

Categories: creepyPMs

This is why I rarely respond to people who try to contact me on Facebook. Asks me

He's gonna rock our pussy hard and harder... [NSFW]

(Long) Random creeper from facebook. [NSFW]

I didn't know penises could talk [NSFW]

I didn't even POST anything, where the hell did this come from?!

Online dating hasn't been very good to me.

There really is no coming back from this...

I mean, if you wanna make it about the dick then we can make it about the dick...

Uhh....what

Some dudes are just so desperate...(WARNING: Pathetic KiK messages)[includes penis

"U have never seen smthng better than that" Wrong. (Nsfw)

[NSFW] The ol' Wrong im routine, eh?

you reddit slut

Good ice breaker tough haha

This is art [NSFW]

Sad face.

Ugh... I swear almost all guys on Tinder are like this! NSFW

I'm sick of people thinking I'm a psychiatric professional.

Dick pics after "hi" are my favorite

I started dating this guy. We've both been pretty candid about sex, but I wasn't

Go to hell

Creeper logic: claim huge equipment, send video of clearly not huge equipment. [NSFW

Totally believable. ?

He never replied :(

I posted saying I was just trying to hang.