The cracks on my wife's phone look like two dicks touching tips and an explosion of splooge between them. zNSFW

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User: orangepeel

Categories: mildlyinteresting

Never get out of the shower again

My dad and I texted each other the same thing, at the same time, with no prior conversation.

Imgur CAME to this pic

Remember when I informed you that no one was more than mildly interested in a snail

she is in charge

Saw these two motorcycles this week. They seemed to offer a choice.

The girl in this porn I'm watching has heart shaped nipples [NSFW]

Unfortunate and Unsettling Movie Placement [NSFW]

My coworker found this dollar bill at his son's elementary school...

I drunkenly asked Unidan to sign a picture of my ass. He obliged.

The guy from this porno has the same bedding as me

This man washing windows with a giant squeegy

The guy on this book isn't praying.

[NSFW] The adult website Czechcasting.com takes a 360° "bullet-time" photo

This rattlesnake bit itself when it was dying. This is what it's flesh looked like

Women's health Magazine is nsfw but men's health isnt

Found these old porcelain novelties after my great grandparents passed last year.

Blood clot that went from nose to lungs

The shadow of my vase makes it look like there's a dildo inside it.

[NSFW] My girlfriend got a tan, then a sunburn. Her ass looks like neapolitan ice

A healthy gallbladder vs the one they removed from me yesterday

"It looks like a mountain or something!" she said. Indeed....

Female and male bathroom signs at the bar on the beach in Tunisia

(nsfw) Someone in Stockholm is placing butthole-stickers on the button for the pedestrian

I popped a blood vessel in my eye.

By the pool (SmZ-69)

[OC] Dual Threat on a Wednesday

Fire spinning on the Hawaiian lava fields