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When yo dick so big...

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User: steveo-

Categories: trippinthroughtime, funny

When you need 2 bitches to carry your huge dick

Before there was vajazzle

Less whine more wine

It seemed like a good idea when we were drunk.

When someone admits they are a girl on the internet

men are such pigs

Damn it!

Moves to make the bitches wet

I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles

Knocked out with your cock out

And your buddy is totally clueless

When your parents walk in without knockin

You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man

When you a 40 y/o virgin..

When she says she is a freak in bed but it backfires on you.

The inevitable...

When he’s a little inexperienced in bed

Just one Drink.

When you're getting flayed but shit's tickly AF

Doesn't count, above the waist

We have no aircon in the office

No tacos?

Medieval Melancholy

When you begin to run out of ideas for roleplay

He pulled a sneaky on ya

Spicy metaphor

No homo

Lots of balls out too

Poor Woman

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