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User: Dr_King_Schultz

Categories: drunkencookery

Croque Monsieur. A ham sandwich on steroids.

My version of drunken "cookery"

Fuckin Grilled Cheese

I Made Onion and Jalapeño Meatloaf

I burned my arm making dinner tonight because Satan made me drink too much.

Recovery breakfast so I can continue this bender.

Cook chili, you drunk moron.

All-American Tot-chos...tots, chili, cheese, mustard, ketchup, and hot dogs

This is it. The BBB. Bacon, Bacon, and Bacon. God bless America.

Caesar cucumbers, smoked meat crackers, and fresh strawberries.

Cross post from r/Food. Piri Piri Chicken with Fried Rice. One of our post-bar staples.

Giant burger

Tried to make biscuits. Too much crisco and flour and not enough butter or milk.

Nothing to do with the contest, but, Chile Rellenos!

Steak and Corn because I'm a simple man.

whisky + soup!

Had a few Session lagers, decided to make a sandwich. Couldn't decide between

Cast iron bacon and cheese pizza

Contest Entry: Chili cheese nachos with home fried tortillas, guacamole, salsa, sour

Chicken fajitas a la malt liquor.

lazy vegan comfort food and daytime whisky sours

Lazy loaded fries: looks like barf, tastes like bliss

The aftermath. Crab legs, corn, sausage, shrimp, potatoes and drawn butter.

Cream mushroom soup, rice, pork what?

Bacon-wrapped buffalo chicken tenders

"French Bread?" Pizzas...

protein, spice & rum.

beef soup

Breakfast... tostadas?

Made some gringo tacos