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[NSFW] House of Cards

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User: Voyager316

Categories: trippinthroughtime

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When you need 2 bitches to carry your huge dick
Before there was vajazzle
Less whine more wine
It seemed like a good idea when we were drunk.
When someone admits they are a girl on the internet
men are such pigs
Damn it!
Moves to make the bitches wet
I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles
Knocked out with your cock out
And your buddy is totally clueless
When your parents walk in without knockin
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
When you a 40 y/o virgin..
When she says she is a freak in bed but it backfires on you.
The inevitable...
When he’s a little inexperienced in bed
Just one Drink.
When you're getting flayed but shit's tickly AF
Doesn't count, above the waist
We have no aircon in the office
No tacos?
Medieval Melancholy
When you begin to run out of ideas for roleplay
He pulled a sneaky on ya
Spicy metaphor
No homo
Lots of balls out too
Poor Woman

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