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[MFM] - Well-read wife defines the meaning of "wry smile" for lover

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User: just_a_bull_thowaway

Categories: sizecomparison

1636 page dick-tionary!

Covering the keyboard. Don't be shy i always appreciate a PM

Pulling out the boner on my friends balcony,sorry neighbors

Remote v. Cock

Dicks 'n Bics

Can't even fit into the roll.

Comparing Semis with a Hung Dude at the Beach

From little to full of joy

Let's switch it up

Monster growth

Dollar Challenge w/credits v7

Dollar bill comparison. Wondering how I measure up

Wine bottle comparison

A bud Vs Myself

Is this considered failing or passing the toilet roll test?

I know 4/20 was a few days ago, but here's me vs. a BIC lighter

I hope you don't get chapped lips...but if you do, I have 2 solutions for you

You’ve got me or 500 channels on the T.V.

iPhone 6s

Wii and Mii

It's kinda thick (soda can behind)

I want to take some new comparisons soon, but here’s an old one for now

Been practicing my D scale a lot lately

My big cock next to my boyfriends

The most honest comparison is a tape measure

My cock is thick enough to be a bracelet model.

I give the edge to u/Fleischpeitsch by a few inches

9V battery. Feel free to compare with your own next to 9V battery.

Need a light?

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