My son's school had a bomb threat. Principal called all the parents. This is the voice to text conversion. zNSFW

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User: it_burns_69

Categories: mildlyinteresting

I found a imgur picture that has a relavent URL (mild NSFW anime)

Had to check if my roasted pork was thoroughly cooked. Suddenly Vagina.

From the back, my girlfriend looks exactly like a statue in Houston [NSFW].

Found this mallard on a rock.

So we're using QR-codes for this now?

[TRIGGER] Boobs & rain droplet shadows [NSFW]

Glassdoor.com translates the reviews to Latin if you don't sign in (details in comments)

My friend doesn't have a belly button. Mildly NSFW?

Oh my.

This water dispenser shows how many plastic bottles it has saved. (blrry pic, sorry)

I have the same furniture as Vanessa Hudgens. NSFW.

[NSFW] I work in produce. Penis Carrot.

Sitting in the Dr's office, my son comes across this one

These nsfw image thumbnails matched up perfectly.

WTF? Toilet Bowl?

A vandal made these two posters SFW on the side of a shop (still mildly NSFW)

I put a NSFW sticker on picture at work.

My coffee cream left a dirty stain.. (Nsfw)

Advertisement for Trump Semen...

I catalogued the number of poops I took in 2016. Here they are, broken down by month.

This dildo looks like Darth Vader telling someone to look him in the eye [nsfw]

My uncle's light fixture creates a skull with the shadow.

A wild penis appears!

Mickey and his Bimbo Minnie

There is a tiny cock n' balls growing inside my bell pepper.

Broke my thumb two months ago. Got the cast off today to reveal two months worth

Cigarette warning labels in Greece don’t play around. NSFW

I found this glob of dried hot glue in school today that looks exactly like a dick

My wifes sister lives in Guatemala still. They wanted chicken for lunch. In Guatemala

I can insert things into my nipple/breast