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MFW I prepare for everything

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So much for that.

Owwww, that was more painful than I was expecting.

MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting

Noticed a pattern as to where my cat will step when he walks over me. Not sure what

How do I bikini?

HIFW Hot guy from class wants to go for a drink after the exam

When an unflattering picture of me is posted.

Listening to Bikini Kill after watching The Punk Singer on Netflix and browsing this

HIF after purchasing lots of new (and sexy!) undies at Aerie's awesome underwear

When I wake up on a Japanese flag when I wasn't expecting it for a few more days

MRW I open up my laptop in public and see that I completely forgot to change the

Nope.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! [nsfw]

MRW I'm 32, have had many partners and have the best sex of my life with my new boyfriend.

HIFW I've been off hormonal birth control for a month and my sex drive is finally

MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"

I tried my hand at pancake art.. (NSFW)

MRW my boss yells at my work group for her own mistake.

M(internal)RW my fiance and I are poly, and he mentions how his VERY hot lesbian

[NSFW] TMW I get turned on watching a porny video... of myself.

MRW my new roommate, 18F just lost her virginity, picks up my lube and bag I keep

Manfriend said "it feels like he's receiving a gift" every time I go down

This is what I'm going through right now

The perfect lipstick for your favorite nymphomaniac

MRW as a university student, when three separate people ask me for pencils on a test

So glad i found these for my new place!

[NSFW] Disney Princess bachelorette party

‪[NSFW] PSA: If someone isn't sure whether or not they had a good time with you

I thought it was the name of a state

[NSFW] Breast is best? More like Crest is Best. REAL mom's produce toothpaste for

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