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User: CrowKaneII

Categories: PareidoliaGoneWild

Map of the Toronto Transit Commission, whose slogan is "Ride the Rocket!"

His and Her chalcedony crystals (x-post Mineralporn)

Shake well...

Heavy nipple piercings (x-post r/misleadingthumbnails)

Mother Earth, so inviting

Goodness.

The sweetest potato

My busted water heater

Showerhead

taking these pictures [f]or you made me squirt??

This sticky bun needs a huge load of icing

My wife is cooking and incidentally, I'm in the doghouse.

Prolapse malteser bar

Loving shrooms

Strawboobies

Doorway to the breast room in the house.

That's a woody... ?

This tree's really got some balls

Her view

I shall call it The Penis Puff

I like em brown and long

This avocado.. it was delicious.

Spidy parts

Provocative Pear

Stop staring at me, Dick!

Somewhere in Izmaylovo Estate

Teapot from Vologda, Russia

What you love the most is right in your nose ?

Micrometeorite

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