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"My ideal woman in a [large-ass] nutshell" (x-post from /r/CringeAnarchy)

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User: Seriou

Categories: ChoosingBeggars

Only white men can handle this...

No sex, just pay me.

TIL fat people are allowed to have standards but if skinny people have standards

Sure thing, Ally.

Why you're obligated to find me fucking attractive

On behalf of all white people everywhere, we fully support your decision

I will pay for nothing

"Nobody wants to talk to me!"

"Why aren't any of the rich hot celebrity guys I see on TV married to a fat

Refrigerator seeking tall, alpha baseball athlete

He ain't lying.

Do birds count?

Once i move out of my parents basement and get a car, i'm going to have so much sex!

Good lord.

He will find peace as soon as women born in the 1990s go out with him

Only twice a week?

No no no no no no no no no (x-post from r/sugarlifestyleforum)

7 Bedrooms and no Kids ;D

29 year old girl goes insane over cancelled date

Slim, white, under 26, not working, never been in a relationship, 5'2" to 5'4",

I'm not picky...

I created a tool to calculate just how picky these choosers are - details inside

6'3" (no exceptions)

Tis but a small request.

Being an artist illustrated by C&H

When they talk about how great the exposure will be...

Girl I haven’t spoken to in 7 years wants benzodiazepines and adderall

"Friend" I met not even 2 weeks ago messaged me asking to borrow my car

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